In a canal fuelled frenzy (aka we saw some canal boats the other day and Cal enjoyed them) it was a Bank Holiday trip to the Boat Museum in Ellesmere Port. as ever the expedition was planned with military precision (a general air of chaos is a polite description) and we didn't get our shit together til about 11'ish. Zapped down to have some lunch at the chinese buffet Tracy had recommended the other day. Damn too early, so we took the skinheads bowling (is there anyone on this planet other than me with fond memories of Camper Van Beethoven?). Cal won, the swine. Mind you he cheated and used the metal chute like contraption. finished dead on time for lunch and loaded plates at an all you can eat in traditional you foolish people side. It was OK, would have been better in th evening.
So stuffed it was a quick trip up the motorway and Cal was in his element, in and out of stables, engine sheds and narrow-boats like a complete loon. He played with the marbles the quoits and enjoyed his canal cruise. Currently he's in the bath playing with his Rosie and Jim spoils. I've been trying to sing the song which is a sound not worth listening to especially as my lyrical prowess is limited to the line "Rosie and Jim" mind you I thought the line hastily invented "she drinks beer, he drinks gin" was truly inspired. Anyway we're seriously toying with a canal, type holiday at some time. Now be warned I watched the Directors Cut of 'Das Boot' last night (cut should have given the guy a clue, great film but it don't half go on), so I have visions of myself in a submariners white cap, mouldy leather jacket, binoculars clasped to my eyes, ducking as the waves break over the conning tower, type thing going on as I navigate a narrow boat (you gotta dream). Mind you the notion of launching torpedo's at unsuspecting mallards.....
In the meanwhile the jangly Nick Heyward and 'The Apple Bed' amuse me, as does the thought that I have an alarming amount of Chelsea propoganda in my collection given my gooner nature from both Mr. Heyward and the great Ed Ball. All I can say is stop it.... Mind you it's an interesting periond from Creation it comes from, they seemed to go through a stage of signing former 80's stars round the late 90's.