I hate socks, they come in pairs, or at least my socks start their lives off that way, I set them free, let them mingle, form new relationships, separate, get back together again. In short, my socks are swingers as far as hosiery goes. Mind you I don't investigate them too closely,what kind of a perve do you think I am? However a trip away means that Monst insists that I return them to their original relationships. Consequently I am no more familiar with the contents of my sock drawer than usual. No rough and fumble for a pair of things to keep my feet warm - no, for packing purposes the bloody things must match. Then she makes me pack a pair of brogues that hurt my feet. Apparently we have to tart ourselves up for evening scran etc.
Then there's the underwear, least said the better on that score - but the need to consider an check each item. It's indecent, thats what it is, my underwear should never be seen and certainly never heard. Everything is subject to scrutiny and approval. I'm not certain that my underwear meets the needs of either.
See clothing to me is about comfort and warmth. It used to be about making a statement about bands and venues I like, but those days are long gone. To Monst there is another agenda.....
The rest of the packing is quite smooth, other than weight concerns. My concerns are about important things like holiday reading, making sure I have the right cables to ensure that music is available on request. On the reading front there is bound to be a dispute. I will panic that I don't have enough, Monst will insist I cut in half the amount I intend to take. I am under instructions to take books Monst might read. She likes death mayhem with a po face, I only do death mayhem that has the virtue of making me laugh. I like a historical novel or even the odd history book, Monst don't.
Still look on the positive side. Most of the trousers I'm taking are new. No hassles ironing them then. Monst decides she doesn't trust me flattening clothes (don't blame her!) so I get out of a detested chore.