Comes in all sizes!

There is so much wrong with this picture that I came across on e-bay for a sexy librarian's outfit but I couldn't help but laugh at the description:

This sexy outfit comes equipped with the main dress, attached peticoat, shawl, glasses and the name badge! This outfit is available in the following sizes :--

UK 10-12, 14-16, 18-20, 22-24!

This item is BRAND NEW WITH TAGS

Very high quality naughty outfit that can be worn on party nights outs or for some steamy nights in!

Dress to impress with this superb buy..... Brand new outfit, superbly stunning and will make even your mirror drool!

The thing though that impressed me most though was the fact that it has to have a badge saying 'Naughty Librarian' so we can be sure that it's not some scatty person with a book spined patterned dress but is indeed someone able to classify the sexual acts that surely wont result from wearing the outfit. Mind you I did have a friend at library school who's fella liked her to dress up as a librarian........