The Humping Hewitt Love Doll

In a desperate attempt to turn around the financial fortunes of the NHS the Department of Health have released the 'Humping Hewitt Love Doll'. It has all the usual attractions of such devices with the huge advantage of a lack of voice over the original flesh like model. Even better if you get bored with it there is always the option of using it in voodoo mode where you can over inflate it to the extent that it'll explode. The Depatment don't know if this will happen in reality, but hey you can always live in hope.

Apologies but the pic was too tempting........ and I'm always looking at income generation......