Saturday, September 20, 2003

Bloglines and Bizarre Calls

In a moment reminiscent of Homer Simpson's marketing scam in what I now know to be 'Lisa's Date with Destiny' (thanks to The Worst Simpsons Site Ever for recording the quote 'Hello, this is Homer Simpson, a.k.a. Happy Dude. The court has ordered me to call every person in town to apologize for my telemarketing scam. I'm sorry. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to Sorry Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. You have the power'. that allowed me to discover this) I got an an automated call telling me to ring 0906 6389997 to win either �1000 cash or something to the value of �2000. The snag? You need to spend 7 minutes on the call at over �1 a minute (why do I not believe them?). So I guess I ain't calling. I also thought I'd take a look at Bloglines a web based RSS aggregator that may get round some of the IT people in the NHS who refuse to let you manage the software on your own machine. Suprisingly these don't reside in Hamilton House, yet..... however I know at least one hospital in Liverpool where they do....

In the Swim

Monst wanted to go to the ELC at Speke to go and get Cal a shed load of Thomas the Tank Engine stuff for Christmas. So we dropped her off as we wanted a swim at Garston. Cal thoroughly enjoyed himself, he even pulled, a little girl called Rebecca spent half an hour following him around. Monst had nipped to Borders and we called her on the way back to pick her up and arranged to meet her outside. No probs, but clearly in a mood to shop til she drops, she's now hightailed it into town. Cal's gone for a kip (clearly this pulling lark has knackered him out) and I'm sat here catching up with things. Need to remember to write a script for Sally, sounds like Tuesday is gonna be a big day for Practice Nurse, Health Visitor students. Need to let her know what I've let her in for.....

Kids and an Early Start

Don't know what we've been feeding Cal but he's been a little live wire since around half five. I won the drawer for the person to get up and feed him breakfast before he helped himself. Need coffee but got waylaid sorting out the links here...

Friday, September 19, 2003

Blissed Out

Delving into the intricacies of Bliss Class H rather more than I'd like to but it has to be done. Good meeting with Adam, top chat about the KM gig at SHA, Cairs, staffing stuff and the perisl of the Arsenal back 4. Maybe I'm not the only loon round here too knackered to care. Pleasant chat with Shan too today about LKDN, Esmedune, French women and Slough.

Machines Out To Me

Not that I'm paranoid or anything but the laminator buggered up and I can't get the lid back on, it burnt me and I hate it. I hate my car after this morning and the poxy e-journals available to us through national procurement are several issues behind the current issue of a weekly journal so I can't get at the sodding Nursing Standard I want. Next machine or bit of technology to cross me is out the window....

Thought My Beautiful Thoughts

Now for usual nastiness to return. Somewhere last night I must have picked up a puncture because this morning I had a sodding flat tyre. The wheel nuts were a bastard and must have woke up the neighbours as they screeched at me in protest. Anyway job done, into work and a much repeated listen to the Ella Guru EP. It's calmed me and I'm vaguely approaching human, or will be once I've had a bit more caffiene.

Land on the Sun and Love Everyone

So last night I go to see the 16 legged beast that is Ella Guru. However prior to my trip to the Masque I nip to the Pogue for a pint of the black stuff. I arrive as it's being delivered to this oasis of Irish culture (I've been into of the odd lunchtime only to find the odd resident of Chinatown supping and making the place feel like the set of Father Ted). Now part of my love affair with Guinness is the anticipation as you wait first for the pour, then for the pint to settle, so no barman I don't mind waiting five minutes while the barrel is tapped, that's right treat me cruel I'll enjoy the pint more. Half way through the pint I need a piss and then have to cast my mind back to my rudimentary Gaelic to remember that the gents is labeled 'Fir' not 'Mna'. Lovely pint in a place that is full of character and characters from the rapier thin hairy 'Yosser Hughes' like dude in the Liverpool shirt to a bunch of geezers bemoaning the disaster of pubs changing hands. Then off to the Masque and doors ain't opened yet. No problem, I can have another pint safely so into the Masque Bar, all red paint and framed NME covers. This time I have a Murphy's a little sweet and not the best pour. But OK to read The Fly to. Eventually pin finished I head upstairs. It's a nice venue a too room affair and being a good boy I have a coke sat on a low orange plastic garden chair. The band filter through and John notices me and wanders over for a chat, which is nice. Apparently Leeds went well and things are happening fast for the band. John's fallen down the stairs and hurt his ankle. Now last time I saw Ella Guru he had a nasty cold, am I the jinx? I wander off enjoying the vibe of the calligraphy bearing the legends, Fender, Peavey and Marshall, all lit in blood red by the lighting rig. Yes I feel at home in this. First up are Final Five who chug like a train, getting their unholy tunes right into your head. Nice bit of jangle and blues. I'm mightily amused by the geezer with a harp round his neck as he moves it to one side so it looks like some demented parrot perched on his shoulders. Anyway main thing is I'd be more than happy to listen to the geezers again. Ella Guru take the stage delicately. They have to, with eight people on a tiny stage littered with equipment, speed is not available. This is a band who if your going away on holiday you want packing your case because they can create a veritable tardis out of a very small space. They also create a very compact sound, gentle, quiet and very beautiful. It washes over you, taking you to the edge where you think everything is going to cut loose and begin to get a little noisy, teasing you and then bringing the sound down a notch. It's hypnotic and lovely. Throughout there is much humour as John's capo buggers itself up, Kate has a puckish face and the most delightfully breathy vocal style that complements John's whispered vocals. Both they and the band giggle their way through the gig, a band at ease with themselves and having a good time, it's a beguiling sight indeed. Scott's pedal steel colours their soundscape and delight of delights for me is the bass section, bowed double bass and semi acoustic together it's a killer. Combine this with muted cornet, gentle keyboards and you've got a mix of sounds that you just want to bathe in. 'On a Boat' is special, 'Got My Mojo Working' nicely twisted and funny, 'On a Beach' a work of great beauty. 'Heroes of Folk' just makes me fall in love with the band and the encore 'Little Bobby Dylan' is great with the band nearly rocking out with it. There is a cracking album in this set list demanding to be made, here's hoping Ella Guru go away and make it (apologies to those Guru's I couldn't remember the name of, there are a load of you about and I think there maybe multiple Nicks, apologies if I got the titles of the songs wrong too). Back home I listen to the single purchased for �3. It's a masterpiece, go and buy one.

Thursday, September 18, 2003

Keown

Er, for any gooners out there the Oxford Mail entry for Martin Keown makes for some confused reading. When describing any posible down side to Martin they say Considered bland by the public; disqualified from one of his first Wimbledon tournaments for smashing ball at a ball-girl In a nutshell: Best men's tennis player he seems to have a head transplant too. Bizarre!

Screen Test

No not the awful quiz with the know it all kid who was destined to join the plod with his observational skills and rapier wit, and the films of the Childrens Film Foundation that never seemed to be shown anywhere. It even had Michael Rodd a real life Alan Partridge (if you wanna know more try here) but the fact I'd forgotten the delights of the BMA Library Webcam that kept us amused a couple of Christmas' ago. Combine that with Ken Cam and your viewing delights are met. Cache 1 is getting some interesting feedback. May be some dosh in it too. Looking forward to the Ella Guru gig tonight. It's gonna be a good one.

Goodbye Blackberry Way

Ordered a Blackberry 6210 via Big Bri to aid me in staying in touch with this place when I'm at the SHA. Mainly on the basis that the Rapidly Diminishing Ken Clare rates the things. The Vodafone bits are here.

Wednesday, September 17, 2003

Note For Self

Read this tomorrow once the pain of defeat has gone away. It's something about controlled vocabularies by the way.

It Got Worse

3-0, bollocks, nuff said.

Bugger, Bugger, Bugger

2-0 down to Inter. Curses, Curses, Curses. The curse of listening to FiveLive.

Breaking Milk News

Still no sign of the pint of milk. I reckon it'll turn to yoghurt if it's in the library, and then eventually it'll explode. So anyone that uses Fade as a library better beware, we may have unexploded milk.....

Pale Blue Eyes

Good sesh down in Speke (we seem to be making inroads into Speke at the moment in terms of visiting practices, perhaps its a slow build starting in the south of the city and coming at PCTs like a tidal wave in the north) with Diane B. Loads of boosting her confidence to write, which I'm sure she'd do effectively and usefully for the world at large. She has a cool single assessment tool for elderly people to write about. Hopefully loads of word of mouth trade'll come out of it. Back to the great archives box race. amused us for a bit anyway. Sally meanwhile is doing a heap of searches and doing them well.

On a less serious note quick interview with Ella Guru from Plum Promotions.

The Case of the Vanishing Milk

Time for coffee and we're out of cow juice so I nip to Daveney's the newsagent's next door and buy a pint. I'm organised I dragged my mug up to the kitchen so I stop to fill it on the way back. Come back to the library. Sling yesterday's carton that is empty in the bin. Take one teaspoon, extract a shovel full from the coffee jar and place it in the mug, stirring it lovingly. Then I go to pour in the requisite amount of cow juice into the mug (my Eeeyore one by the way, he's the only intelligent peron in the 100 Akre Wood), and the milk's vanished. Simple I think, I've left it in the kitchen. So, Step A, I retrace my steps, and it's not there. Plan B then, I retrace my steps to the library, thinking this is efficient I've put it in the fridge. Trouble is it ain't there. I repeat step A and Plan B three times before concluding the milk has vanished and I'll just have to drink black coffee until the library staff can tell me where I've hidden the bloody stuff. Alternatively there may be a Hamilton House Humphrey on the loose....

Aaaargh! Chartership

Well phase two of the great portfolio write is nearly complete with Section 1 75% written. This plan of working on it 'til 7 seems to do the job. As does listening to the Groovy Little Numbers while doing so. As I'm up for a little cataloguing now Love have come off the subs-bench so it's a 60's 'delia day here.... Plans for the day, followed up Ken's lead with Diane Brennan so I'm draggin Sally off to see her and to do a bit of training. It'll be good for Sally to see and maybe do a bit if she feels brave!

Tuesday, September 16, 2003

Information Cache's and the Mafia

Spoke to a couple of the new mafia today as they wandered into the library (the mafia are a bunch of people on an ISM Management course, the original crew studied in St. Helen's and got labelled the Liverpool Mafia, then they came over to see me and asked for a Yahoo Group to be set up called the Liverpool Mafia, I've lived in fear of hearing from some gentlemen from Sicily ever since, and we've known the ISM crew as the mafia ever since). The concept was well recieved I just need to blag a copy of their workbook from Steve the QPR fan (I can never remember Steve's surname but I do remember he's a QPR fan!) to identify what I need to set up. Just had a surreal mix of noise in my head because I'm listening to The Blacksmoke Organisation's 'Fuck the Fuckin' Fuckers' as I type (downloaded the other day because it's Jimmy Cauty from the K Foundation a bunch of art terrorists I admire - they also involve Bill Drummond a legend as far as I'm concerned as a result of the Bunnymen, Teardrops, Erics connections, I could even do a bit of KLF too if pushed) while looking at The Mafia Page which plays a dodgy version of the theme from the Godfather at you. The spooky thing is it don't sound to bad!

Has the World Gone Mad

So I get home to the delights of my Ella Guru ticket (how I love the promise a gig ticket brings how stupid is that) and lo and behold I find an ad for Jerry Springer the Opera. Is the world barking, I buy a ticket for a little vaguely alt.country, indie type band and they threaten me with opera? Even if there right and it offers me the opportunity to, 'Witness triumph, tragedy and trailer trash as high art meets low in the new genre-breaking opera. Beginning life at Battersea Arts Centre, the concert version was the hit of the Edinburgh Festival 2002 and now the fully staged production becomes the NT's first ever new opera'. I don't do sodding opera. I hate musicals because I don't get how any idiot would smile while singing about 'Food Glorious Food', chimney sweeps simoultaneously appearing out of chimney stacks is blatantly odd and even worse tho poor sods that inhabit the world of musicals have to dance at the drop of a hat. Opera as far as I can see is a musical without enough common sense to have a decent conversation. As for Jerry Springer just don't get me started, I just wish he'd crawl under the rock inhabited by his comtemporaries and just bloody stay there. The whole genre is like watching a road accident but less entertaining.

Ticket Drought Solved

Yay! The Ella Guru ticket has arrived, so Thursday night is a late leave from work and a late arrival home via the Masque. Who knows I may be inspired to write more of this portfolio while waiting for time to pass......

Loopy With Portfolio

I'm finally getting my shit together around chartership (Shan all those guilt trips are begining to work!) and I've decided that any time I get before 7 am will now be dedicated to scrawling the bloody thing. So far I have an introduction put together this morning and though that ain't much it's more than I've achieved in over 12 years. Do I feel ecstatic about this? Do, I I heck as like. I guess it's a bit of a rites of passage thing but believe me if anyone at CILIP expects me to roll up a trouser leg and give them a funny handshake then they can whistle. For those that need to know this is purely Route B stuff (I guess they mean Arsenals's lovely passing game?) On mere important matters all this is backed by the sound of Fortress Madonna, I think this is the first time I've listened to them without cans and mighty fine they are. I suppose I better spend the next 15 minutes on this chartershup lark then....

Monday, September 15, 2003

Tickets

Still a no show on the Ella Guru ticket. A day of much laughter and fun for me in the library. Sally's getting to grips with ILLs and making sense of Cairs. For someone new to it as a system she's starting to get her head round it well and keeps on asking relevant questions. Good going so far. In the meanwhile Alastair does his thing and is cool to have around the place. I'm going to be kinda sad to see him go. The old drear is back from visiting the viking horde in Norway. Just as well because they seem to bidding to take over our bathroom. Cal has a small viking rowing boat from Playmobil which is great for him but could be painful on us when we inherit the water and want to sit in the bath. A viking up yer bum - suits you sir. Oh the wonder of toy's in the bath (mind you the plus side is I get to recreate all them swashbuckling movies starring Errol Flyn with his pirate ship, I guess I'll do the Kirk Douglas 'The Vikings' thing with the viking boat, or just recreate Noggin the Nog).

Terminal Services Client

Spoke to Alan Wrobel at Cairs we need to get Terminal Services Client to him like yesterday so I've just mailed it to him and will burn a CD to pop into Postman Pat's lap. It's all systems go apart from that and we seem to be making some progress on the webbed version of Cairs.

Ticket Wait

So I'm still waiting on my ticket to arrive for the Ella Guru gig on Thursday. Another brief bit about 'On A Beach' appears on Phil Gyford's Blog the geezer behind the Pepys Diary Blog. Apparently it was played on Radio 3.... er, it must be ages since I listened to Radio 3 because in those days it used to only play classical shit and you'd catch that if Test Match Special had been moved there because Radio 4 longwave didn't want it and Radio 5 had nabbed it's space. What with this revelation and the fact that Radio 2 seem to be playing some interesting stuff all I can say is the world has gone mad and turned upside down.

Sunday, September 14, 2003

Server

Stevie P. has finally sorted it so I can see our server at Hostway great it's now nearing time for Fade to be on the web proper. The site that wraps round it is there already just need Cairs to sort there stuff. Feel a load happier now I've managed to get at the server via terminal services myself. At last I can convince myself I have some degree of control back.

Cycling Again

Unlike Librarywebbie who's blog is no more, to me cycling is something that occaisionally happens on TV and Lycra is something that occurs to other people. And it's not helped by the Floyd's 'Bike' that run's through my head so you can sing along below.... I've got a bike. You can ride it if you like. It's got a basket, a bell that rings and Things to make it look good. I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it. You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world. I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things. I've got a cloak. It's a bit of a joke. There's a tear up the front. It's red and black. I've had it for months. If you think it could look good, then I guess it should. You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world. I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things. I know a mouse, and he hasn't got a house. I don't know why. I call him Gerald. He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse. You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world. I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things. I've got a clan of gingerbread men. Here a man, there a man, lots of gingerbread men. Take a couple if you wish. They're on the dish. You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world. I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things. I know a room of musical tunes. Some rhyme, some ching. Most of them are clockwork. Let's go into the other room and make them work. Anyway today's bike ride involved a trip to the play park and once there Cal ran around, climbing things and generally having a good time. Back from the bike ride and we go do our bit of shopping and picking up of fuel. Chat to Lil a neighbour who is a kind of surrogate Granny as far as Cal is concerned which was nice. Then back into the house to fall asleep infront of the Grand Prix. I'm convinced that's what they are on TV for, works like a charm every time. So rested from it's soporific affects I chat briefly with Monst who has done her back in at work and is phoning in sick as a result. It's an occupational hazard I know but you'd have thought the NHS would have worked out how to prevent it by now. She's had a heavy patient to deal with alone the last couple of nights and she ain't the biggest person in the planet to be lifting. Still I guess it ain't unusual. Curses missed the Rapidly Diminishing Ken Clare on TV. I have a fear of local radio, local papers and local news based on the theory they're all things that my old fella likes. Damn and I missed the media whore shaking his thang and displaying his lump of fat to the world at large (it's 5lb of yellow textured plastic that you can prod and be disgusted by at health fairs). Rats. Quick word from Quickos that they can't get Channel 4 in Belguim. So we send the poor buggers the BBC but not Channel 4, how sick is that? Pity the poor little fella would love Scrapheap. If you haven't visited Quickos' little world go, it's nice there is an oasis of sanity in this crazy mixed up world.

Better TV

Yay! Scrapheap Challenge is back today to delight Cal and myself as we cook the dinner for tonight. Apparently 'the first test of this year's Scrapheap Challenge is to build a car and drive along a short, winding course. Sounds simple, doesn't it? Well, not quite. In true Scrapheap style, there's a twist � the car has to navigate the course while doing a wheelie on its rear wheels. All of a sudden, it doesn't seem quite so easy.' So with a few jobs to do including going for another bike ride, getting food in and sorting out some fuel for the car to fill the day until 5.35. Even better a new series Scrappy Races is planned 'It's a thoroughly modern Wacky Races with a Scrapheap twist. Our teams' home-made scrap-built super-vehicles face not one but three rigorous challenges at some of Britain's most stunning and iconic locations from Welsh beaches to Scottish lochs. The ludicrous Scrappy Races motorcade of oversized, plug-ugly contraptions faces a round-Britain course through country lanes and along motorways - quite a sight for the unsuspecting public they meet en route!'. This is what Cal and I like quality junk TV.