Dullsville UK

Sasha Day Welcome to the world of high finance as I finalise the dosh for the button badges. It involves a trip to Woolton where I enter the the office of the Postmaster General and apply for a postal order. This comes into play on Sunday - but more of that later. While there I also retrieve food for the day from Sainsbury's. The plan is to marinade some chicken to manufacture some chicken tikka.

Home, chop the chicken, fling it into a delicate blend of yoghurt and spices and introduce it to the fridge. All in time to take Monst to the No Mercy where I escape to Smiths and grab 'The Damned United'.

Then fall asleep in front of the cup final. Chelski and Manure were that dull. Drag Monst to work and sleep.

Sunday Polly

Bicycles, news, sleep. Helen comes round. Post badge dosh. Avoid the BAFTAs.