I Could Fall in Love with an Orangutan in That!

Much as I love 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels' and laugh like a drain every time I watch it, I do have problems with the Soap character. Less because of the script or even the acting, it's more the casting. I'm not suggesting that anyone other than Dexter Fletcher could or should have played the role, the problem I have is every time I see Dexter Fletcher I just see him in 'Press Pack' as the Yank love interest to Julia Sawalha (I suffer the same problem when I see her in anything but in reverse). Relief another victory in the bowling and Monst as usual brings up the rear. Into Borders in search of the 'First Sentances' pack of the Oxford Reading Tree. No joy so Amazon to the rescue.